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Thermidor 2001 in Ibiza
....were bigger than G.C. and Somz @ Hotel Tropical, San Antonio
Venue: Hotel Tropical, San Antonio, Ibiza
Attendance: 3
Date: 1/9/01
Upon arrival on the white island, BiG Pete and a bloke who reckons he's the messiah decided to throw a bash, consequently making us better than corporate club Gatecrasher and waanabe corporate club Insomniacz. The music kicked off with some random Balearic house through to some cool Ibizan beats, caned whilst on our stay. Our shady window (We asked 4 a balcony you 18-30 bastards!!!), which was incidently at the forefront of our holiday, was also a main feature of T2001. The attendance looked to be disappointing despite BiG P & Tsunami somewhat caning it, then capacity was burst as Carla (Club rep) made an unexpected appearance (especially pleasing the red-haired personality). A good afternoons boshing was had by all, as usual Fructidor revellers were gutted to have missed it.

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Fructidor 4: Back the track up
Venue: Beano's mansion
Date:18th August 2001
Attendance: 13
After crap,wank,shit,well under attended Fructidor 3, it was time for a fresh venue, so an inspired Beano, bravely stepped into the minefield which is hosting Fructidor events. For the first 15 minutes, was literally shitting himself thinking no one would turn up. At 7.45 half of VI showed up, making Beano shit himself again, when Hughes tried to put his window through. (where the fuck were Ginner and BiG Pete). So far it was pretty shit as is this review, but hey it is 2am. Next up were Moses the messiah and BiG Pete, who had made a right arse up of marketing the event, but now desperately tried to rectify the situation by using Beano's phone to ring everyone they had ever known. This failed miserably, as Fake ID and the Emlyn massive (Emlyn) failed to show. However there were some exceptions to this rule. The Indian connection (Sunny and Nupa) turned up. Yes you did read that right Sunny and Nupa turned up. In case you just passed out with shock, yes you did right that right, Sunny and Nupa turned up. After several trips to Spar and Rythm and Booze the party did eventually begin. De Bolieux.....De Bolier......De Bolyay....oh fuck it, Hughes took up a position in the kitchen, cooking up pizza's whilst supping on his Robinson's Orange Squash (after his embarrasing exploits in Majorca). Doddworth (in a typical Doddworth fashion) resumed a patch similar to that of BiG Pete's house. After a spot of break dancing by Hurby and a quick look at Bob's new nose (honest he really has got a new job, and bloody hell he needed it). The boy's tucked in to Hughes' pizzas (P.S. were not paying you back). By about 10.30 the house was hot and the music loud. But then Rog 'the BoB' Roberts played his usual party trick after consuming one to many sherberts. His excess consumption of a de-merit good led to vomiting. After being escorted home, Brown received a mixed response from Bob's mum, throwing abuse at him for Bob being pissed. (You might have a new konk, but your still a super featherweight when it comes to supping back on Grandpa's old cough medicine). To round up this review quickly before I fall asleep, Jenifer Warrington and Laura Knoles who stole Smithers' low profile, turned up to take guest figures to 13 and then everyone went home. The End.
Ratings:-
Atmosphere 4/5
Public opinion 4/5
Turnout 3/5
Neighbourhood reaction 1/5
Tunes 3/5
Overall 3/5
To be used when you need to look as if you are working
F5 @ Manchester International Airport: Fructidor goes sky high!

Date: 29/8/01
Venue: Manchester Airport
Attendance: 10,000

In a quest to boost average attendance figures, the boys decided to hold a Free Fructidor Party with a difference; it was in an airport. As the illegal rave in an airport it broke the criminal justice act of Repetitive beats and will change the way people hold events for decades. The music policy confirmed this little known northern hard house delivered to an international crowd of little anticipation. The result a response of a mixed nature, from 9998 punters, apart from BiG Pete and Boss who incidently had a wicked time. Then Ginner decided to risk his very own life, by getting on a plane destined for Ibiza, someting stewardesses and Batty boys do every day.

Atmosphere: 1/5
Public opinion: 1/5
Turnout: 5/5
Neighbourhood reaction: Mixed
Tunes: 5/5
Overall: 2/5
Fructidor 6
Prezentz
Thermidor 2001 in Ibiza
....were bigger than G.C. and Somz @ Hotel Tropical, San Antonio
Venue: Hotel Tropical, San Antonio, Ibiza
Attendance: 3
Date: 1/9/01
Upon arrival on the white island, BiG Pete and a bloke who reckons he's the messiah decided to throw a bash, consequently making us better than corporate club Gatecrasher and waanabe corporate club Insomniacz. The music kicked off with some random Balearic house through to some cool Ibizan beats, caned whilst on our stay. Our shady window (We asked 4 a balcony you 18-30 bastards!!!), which was incidently at the forefront of our holiday, was also a main feature of T2001. The attendance looked to be disappointing despite BiG P & Tsunami somewhat caning it, then capacity was burst as Carla (Club rep) made an unexpected appearance (especially pleasing the red-haired personality). A good afternoons boshing was had by all, as usual Fructidor revellers were gutted to have missed it.

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