Sex!!!
Now we've got your attention. This month there were several choices, I could have outlined my plan for achieving world piece, solving world hunger and making sure no cute little kittens were ever harmed again, the other option was a Sex Special. No competition then. Now some might say this update pushes the boundary of good taste slightly so if you are easily offended, not only by rude words and pictures but by bad jokes please stop here and check out something else on the site. I believe the history page of the site is fairly inoffensive.
I apologise in advance, there must have been too much booze in the trifle or something this Christmas, but I swear at some point this did seem a good idea.
Cheers, Beano.
Eyes Spied
Rumours are circulating about the imminent return of Craig Heaton, AKA Eyes, to Donny. Former lover - Danny Brown - speaking from Efes kebab shop last week said "Eyes should be back in Donny next week." The Beano Kru Website takes this to mean, Eyes should be back in Donny next week. Details also began to emerge of what he's been up to these past few months, apparently he's been working in a... takeaway, a bit disappointing really. More news to follow.
